I'm wearing a full-length sequin gown just because you're here. And added to that excitement is my joy at bringing you some samples of my artistic hackery. Below, you'll find links to stories and drawings I've made. Don't poo-poo them too much, as my art is vastly more interesting and engaging than that crap your three year-old churns out.

And yes, this is still the same old crap from the previous webpage. Do you really think I'd put my best stuff on here? And let common folks read it for free? What are you? Some sort of glue-chugging nimrod?

1. On The Fertile Beach of Loving You
2. An Exercise In Pastry
3. Love Letter To Ann Magnuson
4. 20 Things To Do With A Box of Granola
5. 20 More Things To Do With A Box of Granola
6. GOD vs. the NHL
7. Misanthropy
8. The Bogeyman's Witness
9. If the Bible had been written by TV Producers