Archive for the ‘nonsense’ Category
Naturally Ignorant
I know evolution is something that disturbs a lot of evolved intellects. It does thinks they don’t like, such as make their religions irrelevant. However, as much as a controversy as the fight between evolution and fairytale bullshit creationism comes to be, an even bigger controversy is that the public at large apparently doesn’t have ...Read more.
Viacoming Over All Dickish
If you’re like me, you have friends who watch “The Daily Show” and “The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central. Did you know that Comedy Central and those aforementioned shows are the property of Viacom — one of the ten biggest media monopolies in the country? And did you further know that Viacom has removed all ...Read more.
Farting Around
You might have noticed that the Asylum looks a bit different than it did earlier today. Pardonez-moi. I’m making a few changes to the place, testing out new templates and some suches. You’ll also grok that gonz has returned. This calls for celebration and renewal, don’t you think? Moderate chugging of beverages all around, yo?
Plum, Fry, and Twitter — Oy Vey!
It’s a tale as old as the post-AOL Internet age: opinion, hypersensitivity, outrage, attack and things that go foompf! That’s is the story I’m sharing with you today, people. Allow me to set the board for this chessmatch of hyperbole. Remember, chess lovers, white is right. Twitter, the great and glorous limited text site, is ...Read more.
Focusing On What’s Important
For Reasons Unexplained, The Author Appears Again
Right now, I’m not up to explaining my extended absence. I pray that you forgive that for now. As it is, enjoy this short video which pretty much documents a piece of what’s been going on in my head. This under 9-minute video was written, produced, and directed by Jim Henson in 1964. Yes, that ...Read more.
What This Country Needs Is A Good Five Cent Blog Post
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