Comments for The Bourbon Asylum

Comment on Monday Night Bellyaching by Ken

Ken — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:47:19 +0000

I’m reading.

I’m not a a drill sergeant, a guru, or a muse, unfortunately. I am dubious and hazardous to your health, however.

I’ll be your huckleberry.

Comment on Things That Enrage Me by Norm De Plume

Norm De Plume — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:21:24 +0000

Yeah! Right on! Screw you, black licorice!

Comment on It’s Sock Monkey Theater by Ken

Ken — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 03:30:58 +0000

Blog.

Comment on All Hat, No Cattle by Odd Brian

Odd Brian — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 01:26:55 +0000

No problem, Dave. I don’t always blog baseball but this week was a bit too much.

Comment on All Hat, No Cattle by David

David — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 23:41:38 +0000

Nice article.
I am old school. Real old. Shut up and play. You didn’t have to mouth off in the media back then. It was just assumed that you didn’t like the other team. I used to watch football, basketball as well as baseball. Now, because of all the trash-talking and getting up in each other’s face I am down to just baseball. I hope this doesn’t become a trend on the diamond as well. Shut up and play. That should not be that hard to do. Thanks for allowing me to vent. Blog on.

Comment on Thought of the day from George Carlin by It’s a big club. And you ain’t in it. – The Bourbon Asylum

It’s a big club. And you ain’t in it. – The Bourbon Asylum — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 19:56:02 +0000

[...] I’ve referenced this before, I still cannot overstress the importance of heeding George Carlin’s words. Enjoy. [...]

Comment on Hosannas From The Basement of Heck by Ken

Ken — Thu, 20 May 2010 23:54:21 +0000

And, no, Curt Schilling did no rape a goat.

It was clearly a tapir.

Comment on Hosannas From The Basement of Heck by Ken

Ken — Thu, 20 May 2010 23:46:30 +0000

The best way to explain oblivion to pre-schoolers is to take their favorite toy and tie it to a wooden stake in the back yard surrounded by dry tinder. Put on the Cure’s Pornography album at maximum volume then light that sucker up. While standing on stillts. Dressed as Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.

It works. Trust me.

Comment on Haggis of Mass Destruction by Ken Socrates

Ken Socrates — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:34:58 +0000

This is going to fuck up Wendy’s new Dollar Haggis menu entirely.

Comment on Japan To Unleash Robot Charlie Brown, Kill Us All by gonz

gonz — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 05:04:36 +0000

Deja vu!

Comment on Neil Gaiman In The New Yorker by gonz

gonz — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 05:03:54 +0000

Wowzers. How many buckets are you up to these days?

Comment on Rain Melts? by gonz

gonz — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 05:02:35 +0000

I’ll alert Mr. Knock. It’s so comforting to have a crazed Samoan bodyguard around the shack.

Comment on Japan To Unleash Robot Charlie Brown, Kill Us All by Ken Socrates

Ken Socrates — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 05:14:22 +0000

I ain’t a fear’d a no cross-eyed, big headed giganta-baby that some Calafornia faggerts got together an’ made outta seventeen electic teeth brushes, lemme tell you.

The new set up looks astonishingly good, by the way. Seriously. I’m so jealous that I didn’t find this look first I’m going to start riding random cross country trains until I find a stranger to murder you for me.

Comment on Rain Melts? by Ken Socrates

Ken Socrates — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 05:13:47 +0000

I ain’t a fear’d a no cross-eyed, big headed giganta-baby that some Calafornia faggerts got together an’ made outta seventeen electic teeth brushes, lemme tell you.

Comment on Neil Gaiman In The New Yorker by Ken Socrates

Ken Socrates — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 05:06:25 +0000

My. God. That. Library.

I can’t seem to contain the drool.

More so that usual, I should add.