Archive for November, 2008

Secret Mission

I’m off on a secret mission this week. I’ll be slightly incommunicado but be it known that none of the others will avow for my whereabouts. Y’all behave, y’hear?

Dust on the brain

So I’m sitting here yet again, my writer refusing to engage itself and create horrifying fruits of text. The only real solution to writer’s block is to just write anyway. And write I must. One final thought on my post from yesterday, here’s an adequate summation from Mark Twain: Good breeding consists in concealing how ...Read more.

In a nutshell

Persona Non Writer

Sometimes, writing just doesn’t come easy to me. It’s a common problem that many great writers, though I don’t classify myself as one (yet), struggle with. The block, they say, is a bitch. This isn’t meant to be an excuse for my infrequent updates here at the ol’ asylum. No, far from it. I know ...Read more.

Cold turkey (killah!)

By now, you’re familiar with the video of Sarah Palin’s appearance at a turkey farm, yammering on apparently oblivious to the fact that she’s standing in front of a couple kill cones, one of which is being used. The video, uncensored, is below. I’m am a carnivore and, like most Americans, ignorant of the processes ...Read more.

It's always something…

You’ll have to excuse me, gentle reader, for I’m in a foul mood tonight. If I’m not the casual, typical fun-loving writer you were expecting tonight, well, you can gobble a large buffalo turd. I ain’t in the mood. What do you say to yourself when you’ve been busting your ass on your Magnum Opus, ...Read more.

Gah!!!

So I log in to CNN and click around their web page. Man, they really have their finger on the pulse of America. They wanna know the answers to questions that are just burning up America, issues that are dividing us right now. Questions like… How very ‘Finger on the Fucking Pulse of America’. How ...Read more.