Archive for February, 2009

Meandering about Comedy.

It would be redundant of me to mention yet again the significance of today’s date. Instead, I’ll share a couple my thoughts on comedy. And I know you’re ready for it because you’re drawn to the self-obsessed, fatuous bloviating I tend to serve here at ye olde Bourbon Asylum so here goes. Ever since I ...Read more.

It's Bill Hicks Day eve!

In case you have been living under a rock, you’ll know that tomorrow marks the 15th anniversary of the death of Bill Hicks. Therefore, today is a day of preparation. While I’ve had my Bill Hicks tree up since mid-January, I’m a little behind on getting my Bill Hicks Day cards out. If you haven’t ...Read more.

HST <> Ann Coulter

If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up. Be it known from the mountains to the prairies and the oceans white with foam that I am a fan of Hunter S. Thompson, otherwise known as the “father” of “gonzo journalism”. I wear ...Read more.

You Remind Me Today of a Small Mexican Chihuaha

View his feed now at twitter.com/David_Lynch. For the record, you can view my Twitter feed at twitter.com/gonzolager. PS Title reference explained here.

What I'm Wearing

For tonight’s Oscars presentation, I’ll be wearing an unwashed pair of jeans, some anonymous shit kicker boots, a t-shirt with less than four holes in them, a ratty cardigan sweater, and a stupefied expression from my brains dribbling out of my ear like so much melted wax. Sorry. The Oscars and the stupidity of it ...Read more.

harumph

No parties. No friends. Ice on the streets. Nothing interesting on the porn channels. Stuck at home. I might as well drink.

Four years ago today…

At the top of the mountain, we are all snow leopards.“