Welcome to the Links Page
(Overseen by
Emperor Ming)
Ken Socrates: Voice
of the People
Ming sez: "This site is
pure madness. I, Ming, am
the true Voice of the People. I control the universe. Visit
this... site. If your mind can handle the tedium."
Emily "effen" Jay
Ming sez: "This woman I
like. A spitfire.
Her rancor serves her well. I would much enjoy allowing her to be my
wife for a
while. Except, I'm afraid she'd take over Mongo."
No Candy Asses
Ming sez: "Ozzy McGurt. He
resembles a pet grubhog
I had as a small child. I had it liquidated just to hear it squeal."
Ming sez: "What is this
place? Insanity
and possible inbreeding. Those above hang out in this wretched
and
obscure village. And blather on unknowing of what I have in store for
them."
Ming sez: “Incredible. A site dedicated to an addle-brained heathen. These Earthlings are amused by their own debauchery.”
Words of Innespiration
Ming sez: "Neil Innes
produced gobbledygook feel
good crap. Some even think he's funny."
GingerGeezer.Net
Ming sez: "Vivian Stanshall.
A loony. I can say no more. A man of infinite talent and oddity."
The Works of Ivor
Cutler
Ming sez: "Another
strange Earthling. Nonsensical poet. His
words are more garbled than Klytus
trying to chew taffy."
